Comments on: Oh Sweet, Immature Retribution, by Paul Shirley

By: Ryan

Ryan — Fri, 18 Dec 2009 05:10:42 +0000

“Seaward” – Love it!

By: Justin

Justin — Thu, 10 Dec 2009 03:05:16 +0000

lol
You do know that George Costanza pulled this same stunt, right? (Only it was a clock instead of vodka.)

By: Swanny

Swanny — Sun, 29 Nov 2009 19:26:23 +0000

Paul: 3 * fun is not always greater that 0 * fun.

Since you were not having fun to begin with, the fun would obvioulsy have a negative quantity. Therefore, 3 * fun would acutally be LESS THAN 0 * fun.

Sorry to rain on yor parade.

By: BP

BP — Thu, 26 Nov 2009 18:08:33 +0000

man my tweets are awesome

hs any1 worn a “golden fleece Brooks Brothers” polo & not = HUGE jagweed? I say NO (fd:I wear mine bi-wkly)

By: Art

Art — Tue, 24 Nov 2009 00:27:30 +0000

Skyy vodka? When I first started drinking, I was in love with Skyy. But after drinking Absolut, Kettle One, Stoli, Ciroq and of course Grey Goose, I find Skyy to be second rate.

But, if it gets your drunk, then it serves its purpose.

By: Jason

Jason — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 20:17:03 +0000

As someone who also does not get invited to parties (though that may have much to do with my geographical location and related population size), I can safely say that creating fun especially at the expense of others is a necessary evil in such situations. I commend you on your creativity and relentlessness in this pursuit.

By: Rudy

Rudy — Tue, 17 Nov 2009 18:42:47 +0000

thank you for something far more interesting to read on the crapper than the usual. peeing into vodka rarely works as vodka is clear and urine is … well, not. peeing into tequila always seems to work.