In writing a column about the aftermath of the Haitian earthquake, it was not my intent to suggest that I don’t care about the fate of Haiti, or that I am not sympathetic to the pe[...]

As I sit here feeling guilty about sucking down a can of old fashioned, Classic, used-to-clean-blood-off-the-highway Coca-Cola on my “off day,” I’m reminded of the black ice that u[...]

It would seem, sometimes, that modern humanity has lost its way. Life is one big orgy of publicity, promiscuity, silicone, and sheep clones. The world our elders knew is sliding do[...]

I do not know if what I’m about to write makes me a monster. I do know that it makes me a part of a miniscule minority, if Internet trends and news stories of the past weeks are an[...]

“Indulge me, Warren.  It’s all I ever want.” Once upon a time I fell in love with a movie called A Life Less Ordinary, featuring an up-and-coming Cameron Diaz (still obviously gett[...]

What the Fudge? (WTFg) is a series of articles in which Matt delves into various subjects that beguile him, provoke him, and/or generally piss him off.  Some would characterize the[...]

The following is another priceless story from my Online-Dating vault. Enjoy. Around 8 o’ clock on a Sunday evening, I was relaxing on my sofa with my laptop and a beer, perus[...]

Knowing my grandparents meant that I also got to hear many tales concerning their various ailments, injuries, and illnesses. But body-talk isn’t limited to senior citizens. I[...]

I must admit, I am one radiant sonofabitch.  A glowing ray of sunshine dressed up as Caucasian lankiness.  I’m a lighthouse of joy, a pillar of merriment, and an orgy of gaiety.  I[...]

My name is Dark And Wired.  I know this because the man named Bud says those words whenever he calls me to eat.  I like to eat. I’m a cow.  Actually, I’m a steer.  But when people [...]