Re: Self-Indulgence, by Jenny Bahn

Re: Self-Indulgence, by Jenny Bahn

“Indulge me, Warren.  It’s all I ever want.”

Once upon a time I fell in love with a movie called A Life Less Ordinary, featuring an up-and-coming Cameron Diaz (still obviously getting acting coaching) and Ewan McGregor (first class actor and obscure dreamboat).  It was a quirky, semi-independent movie that I imagine went swiftly to VHS.  To summarize, a spoiled brat assists her kidnapper in his naïve attempt at extorting her own father.  There was something about the way Cameron uttered this line about indulgence, said with a childish irritability unsuitable for most polite conversation but entirely true to her character and, it seems, entirely true to my own.

It has come to my attention recently that I am purportedly self-indulgent.  This is a claim launched by just one singular, very vocal faceless person and a claim that I was quite resistant to at first.  “Self-indulgent?!” I thought, “Who the hell is he to call me self-indulgent?!  I am not self indulgent…”  The tirade continued on in my head for as long as I could reasonably allow until I realized I should simply embrace the title.  After all, most of the people I admire are entirely self-indulgent.  I would like to think that this is the place from which great things materialize, and others are thus benefited in a Republican trickle down effect.

The heady interpretation that my writing is done entirely to service my own needs struck me as inaccurate.  In a way, it is.  But then I began to think about, well, pretty much everything that happens in this world evolves from utter self-indulgence – religion, art, various dogmas.  I came to the conclusion that everyone is self-indulgent, and if not, they should be.

To not tap into one’s own desires and passions is to go the way of egregious masochism.  I can assure you, the former is much better than the latter.  Even Mother Theresa indulged in some unerring passion of her own: helping other people.  Though the outcome of this woman’s actions extended beyond the very definition of “good”, at the end of the day Mother Theresa as just as indulgent as the rest of us.  Some like heroin; Mother Theresa was hooked on do-gooding.

“Daddy, I want an Oompa Loompa noooowwwwwww.”

She was an obnoxious girl, that Veruca Salt.  I hated her even as a child.  She was my least favorite character featured in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.  Even the fat blonde boy was more appealing in personality, and I don’t remember him doing anything but slobbering on a lollipop and grunting while digging his hands around in mushrooms made of frosting.  Veruca Salt was bossy, precocious, and everything I was trained from a young age to not be and to subsequently abhor in others.

I never tugged at my father’s sleeve demanding anything, let alone an orange colored little person wearing OshKosh B’Gosh.  The reason her brash and commanding nature turned me off was mostly because I was secretly jealous that I was not allowed to behave that way without getting put in the corner of the dining room for a lengthy time out.

Despite the fact that Veruca’s demise would be a bumpy ride down a trash chute into what was presumably an incinerator, I really think she had the right idea: immediate gratification.  It’s essentially what every investment banker and corporate leader has been doing up until the end of 2008.  Similar to Veruca, those people bought a special place in hell when they singlehandedly destroyed this country for 18,000 square foot houses, private planes, and yacht rides around the south of France.   These people were the ultimate personification of self-indulgence.  Veruca Salt incarnate.  I would imagine they had fun.

At the end of the day, we all just disappear into nothingness.  Most of us will not make a marked impact on the world.  The legacy we leave behind will merely be a forty-by-forty square foot compacted cube of rubbish occupying a landfill somewhere.  We will not grow up and be politicians, we will not invent a civilization altering technology.  The best we can hope for is to live whatever silly little life that we have and to enjoy it optimally.  So I guess what my lesson here is: indulge yourself.  Live your damn life.  Go see bad movies.  Eat Ben & Jerry’s.  Get fat.  Whatever.  And for my part, I will continue to write about whatever I want, no matter what anybody thinks because, well, why not.