Names, Names, Names, by Jenny Bahn

Names, Names, Names, by Jenny Bahn

I can’t remember names anymore.  I meet people all day long.  Touching me. Judging me.  Shaking my hand.  This is my job.

The people running the show today are people I’ve known for years.  Still, I don’t know any of their names.  They know my life and we’ve had conversations many times but when I’m pressed to call out their names in the room I’m left with, “Hey, hey.  Sweetie!”

I talk with a brunette with pink lips that I know from up north and we chat about my world and her cousin and I can’t for the life of me remember her name.  I feel terrible but continue to talk animatedly.

I can’t remember anything anymore.  My brain has been rewired to accommodate the nothingness it requires.  Synapses try to connect, but only halfheartedly.  Why bother?  Someone’s just going to come over and dress me, come over and tie my shoelaces, come over and tell me where I’m supposed to be, come over and point to the boxed lunches.  I am twenty-five and I am treated like a first grader.  Fucking kill me.

So how can you expect me to know your name?  I don’t have to know anything.  In fact, not knowing anything is preferable.  My opinion never matters so why have an informed one.  Words fall out of my mouth, irrelevant.  Consequently, names fall by the wayside.

I’ve got faces down for the most part.  Even then, faces can be hard.  I recognize beauty or weirdness or bleached blonde hair.  The nondescripts come in and out of my vision and leave no trace of their existence or of their brief imprint on my brain.

I remember only the memorable.  In terms of symmetry and aesthetic value, of course.

I am like a shortsighted baby.

Our show is in a children’s museum in San Diego.  I flew back from New York yesterday.  Three thousand miles in the air.  Three hundred on the ground.

I sit on the floor.  I eat a boxed lunch that is technically a boxed dinner while sitting on the same floor.  Dirty carpets that, under normal circumstances, I would never dream of placing my body on become a lounging facility.  I willingly remove myself from my own “real person” ethics.

It’s the usual.  Turkey Sandwich.  Chicken Salad Sandwich.  Tuna Sandwich.  Roast Beef Sandwich.  Vegetarian Sandwich.  Plus one fruit.  Apple, most likely.  Banana, maybe.  The requisite chips.  Salt and vinegar.  Generic potato.  Bar-b-que.  The girls swap and trade their chips.  Some girls throw them away.  This is what I do.  I don’t eat the pasta salad either, even though I know it’s good.  It’s covered in basil pesto and dripping with slivers of sundried tomato.  Of course it’s good.  But good doesn’t matter anymore.  Good is irrelevant unless used within the term “good for you” or “good for your health” which is just code for not gaining weight.

There are cookies, always cookies.  Just another thing I don’t eat.  Chocolate chips, sugar, fat, starch, gluten, butter, flour.  You hear, “Hmmm…those pants are kind of snug in the back” enough times and you give up cookies for good.  I used to love cookies.  I used to make them and eat the batter off the spoon and out of the fridge, cold and hard.  I used to eat them hot and then lukewarm and then eat them cold the next day.  Now I don’t touch them.

I go to Ralphs to buy hummus and LoCarb pita bread even though it contains wheat and I’m not supposed to eat wheat anymore.  It’s not because I have celiac disease or whatever that wheat allergy is called; I just wanted to see if it made a difference.  Some DJ told me that he and his girlfriend gave up wheat, dairy, and sugar.  They go to some homeopathic nutritionist back east.  The DJ said it changed his life.  I thought I’d give it a go.  So now I don’t eat wheat, but it’s not for any real purpose or reason.

A few of the new girls talk about Bauhaus.  This never happens.  They’re fresh off the boat and probably from New York.  Young.  Still concerned with being interesting.  The rest of the girls, by and large, have given up on all of that.  It’s gold digging and boring self-interested reports about boyfriends and work and casting sessions and auditions and whether or not you did that job last week and whether or not your agent is actually working for you and if you should just try a different market like South Africa or Australia.  Boring.  Eventually they’ll all just have the babies of rich men and give up on their dreams, if they were lucky enough to have dreams to begin with.  Even the smart girls.  It’ll happen to them, too.  We’re useless after this job and we all slide the slippery slope to the LCD.  Lowest common dominator.

The girl with the pink lips comes and gets me, smiles and grabs my arm, putting me in line with a group of girls with long legs and the same makeup.

“Good luck!” she says.

Thanks, sweetie.