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March 15, 2010 I can’t remember names anymore. I meet people all day long. Touching me. Judging me. Shaking my hand. This is...
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March 14, 2010 I was a New Yorker on the California coast in a fried fish shack across from an actor with nine...
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March 10, 2010 *Some names and locations have been changed. About a month ago, while I was updating the contact information part of...
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March 10, 2010 I believe in God. I believe in the Bible. Minus the crazy Old Testament verses telling you to stone everybody....
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March 8, 2010 In his stand-up routine, the comedian David Cross does a bit about the misuse of the word “literally”. He refers...
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March 8, 2010 When did orange fires start burning atop mountains at the end of a day? When did green lichen attach itself...
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March 8, 2010 Sex is awkward for anyone not having it. If you’re lucky enough to be a participant in fornication, you put...
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March 5, 2010 My name is Matt Shirley. And this is my life, in numbers. Sports Percentage of goal attempts stopped as pee-wee...
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March 4, 2010 I have just changed my status to let you know that I am writing this article (this is my first...
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March 3, 2010 Man, am I a sucker for the Olympics. Whatever season, whatever sport, whatever underdeveloped country is getting plunger-raped behind the...
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