Watching people get hurt is funny.  You know you laughed when your niece missed the clown piñata and crushed your brother’s shins with the baseball bat.   You chuckled when your ch[...]

“Have you ever seen the roots of a palm tree?” he asks her, shortly after arriving in Los Angeles from London.  “They are thunderously imposing, sleeping giants in the soil,” he co[...]

When my mad game with the ladies tanks and my balls grow bluer than Papa Smurf it’s time for a slump buster.  Slump busters break dudes out of slumps.  Post busting in a slump bust[...]

My father noticed my mother on the first day of class. He was sitting at a cheap desk next to a cheaper podium at the front of a classroom meant for forty. She was wearing a gray f[...]

I don’t know what I’m doing anymore. I don’t know what I’m doing. The carpet I am sitting on is blue and brown.  In the corners, against the brushed metal baseboard and the termina[...]

Ennis is about fifty miles from Bozeman, but if you’ve never been in a 1983 Chevy pickup navigating the winding, lonely highway that cuts through the dry foothills connecting these[...]