Below is a visual representation of the geography around the one hot girl at the bar this weekend. (Click to enlarge.)
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A racist person would say that the black guy will just go for the fat white chick if the hot chick turns him down. But I’m not racist, so I’m not gonna say it.
I feel like I may have been the dude with the big head for this one. Even if I wasn’t at this particular bar, because this is the story at most every bar in Kansas City.