7:48 a.m. Wake up to sounds of whining 3-year-old son. 8:03 a.m. Get son’s breakfast together, feed cat, make coffee, drink coffee while son eats breakfast, get son dressed. 8:43 a[...]

Here’s a comic strip I made. (click to enlarge) Cartoon created at toondoo.com For more from Matt, click some of the bitchin’ buttons below… Past work on FlipCollective[...]

My “public” email address has been posted for several years. It appeared at the end of my original ESPN columns, it is on the jacket of my book, and it lurks somewhere on this webs[...]

This live commentary is taking place at my condo in The D.  Detroit has a strange smell tonight; I think a couple blocs of Canadians are in town, because there is an overwhelming C[...]

Shannon lay awake in bed watching snow fall against the dark boughs of trees outside her window.  They were sharp, jagged pillars weathering winter storms, their naked limbs fated [...]

“Now that’s what I like to see,” said Frank Juliet, the spittle-lipped regional client liaison manager, popping in for a visit to the Long Island headquarters for Yellow Papers, th[...]

The cars line up like toy soldiers, all tin and mechanical parts, one after the next.  It is astonishing, how many people in Los Angeles are at the car wash in the middle of the da[...]

Lies are an important part of everyday life. Don’t believe my thesis?  Well maybe you shouldn’t, because it’s true.  Everybody lies.  Case in point: here are some whoppers I’ve tol[...]

I. Sci-fi and I don’t sit still I keep it moving like a drive-by I just Tell the truth so I’m cool in every hood spot 21 years and I ain’t Never met a good cop Ph[...]

My brother picks me up from the airport in the car that I should just sell but I haven’t yet.  A year has passed since I moved and it continues to live there even though I do not, [...]