For the last 29 years of my life (that’s all of it), I’ve been deathly afraid to tell jokes in front of a crowd of people. So I haven’t. Recently however, I found a loophole in the whole joke-telling/being-a-sissy game, and I’ve decided to use the age of computers to aid me with my first foray into stand up (while sitting down) comedy.
Here are some of the jokes I wrote.
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Remember, dick jokes are funny but are only to be used when you are losing the crowd. As a public speaking-type human, I would either work on your enunciation or re-phrase certain bits if you find yourself tripping over the same word.
Flesh out the hiking bit. There’s an easy 2 minutes of absurdity to it. Unless of course you want to do the whole Mitch Hedberg stream of subconsciousness thing.
And yes, without the echo chamber of a live crowd, bits never quite find their legs. Good luck Yo!
Hmmm…
Needs more boobs.
What doesn’t, though?