Archive for March, 2011

• 5March 15, 2011

  Mr. Shirley Goes To Wombarra, by Paul Shirley

  What follows is the second installment of stories from Paul’s trip to China and Australia. You can find the first...

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• 0March 15, 2011

  Japan, by Jenny Bahn

  Last year, Clint Eastwood put out another gigantic piece of shit movie. This one, entitled Hereafter, starred Matt Damon and...

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• 2March 14, 2011

  Vasectomy Blues, by Tom Dinard

  The happy-go-lucky nurse calls my name ten minutes early and says what I’m sure she says to every patient: “How’s...

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• 0March 11, 2011

  The Cupcake Autonomy and the End of Days, by Brian Oliu

  The desserts that you eat are contributing to the world’s demise.  Your town, safe from acts of baked good terrorism...

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• 3March 10, 2011

  Sharing is Caring, by Matt Shirley

  ***** Hardcore pornography references are fun. ***** For more from Matt, click some of the bitchin’ buttons below… Past work...

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• 8March 10, 2011

  Mr. Shirley Goes To Shanghai, by Paul Shirley

  Day 1 – Chicago, Illinois, USA – O’Hare Airport, 5:30 p.m. I’m one flight into a nine-flight itinerary that, over...

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• 2March 9, 2011

  Phil’s Broken Sheen Dream, by Rosicky Jones

  Phil is one of my besties – but that does not save him from my wrath.  He hasn’t confirmed his...

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• 1March 8, 2011

  Scenes of a Runner, by Jenny Bahn

  INT.  MY APARTMENT – TUESDAY – 11:09 a.m. I lie in the ever-shifting piece of sunlight that has found temporary...

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• 0March 7, 2011

  Carlos: A Sheen Sestina, by Tom Dinard

  With stern, defiant career eyes, beaming live, straight from the Lodge, He spoke of his glory in the service of...

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• 3March 3, 2011

  Sit Down Stand-up, Episode Two, with Matt Shirley

  In Episode Two, I tackle everything from v-necks to Hitler. In joke form. If you enjoy these videos, feel free...

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