Marc Maron’s Questionnaire for the WTF Pod – Fucking fill it out:
The fuck’s your name?: ____________________
The fuck’s the date?: ____________________
When the fuck did we first meet?: ____________________
What the fuck was your problem?: ____________________
What the fuck was my problem?: ____________________
What’s the fucking status of our beef?: ____________________
What the fuck happened to you after that?: ____________________
Why the fuck did you get into comedy?: ____________________
What the fuck are you still doing in comedy?: ____________________
What the fuck else could we talk about?: ____________________
Why the fuck aren’t you more famous?: ____________________
Why the fuck am I not more famous?: ____________________
Are you ever fucking going to be famous?: ____________________
Why would anyone fucking want to be famous?: ____________________
What other fucking comedians do you hate?: ____________________
Do you want to fucking talk about me?: ____________________
What are my best fucking attributes?: ____________________
Don’t you fucking think I deserve more success?: ____________________
Have you heard about my fucking TV show?: ____________________
What the fuck should I do next?: ____________________
What the fuck are you doing next?: ____________________
Why the fuck do you think that’s going to work?: ____________________
Are we fucking cool?: ____________________
What the fuck are you doing with your life?: ____________________
How many fucking regrets do you have?: ____________________
How fucked up was your childhood?: ____________________
How fucking little did your parents love you?: ____________________
What the fuck is wrong with you?: ____________________
What the fuck is wrong with me?: ____________________
What the fuck is wrong with everyone?: ____________________
When will you fucking do the podcast again?: ____________________
When the fuck can you do it?: ____________________
Are you just fucking with me?: ____________________
You know I don’t fucking like you, right?: ____________________
I, ____________________, fucking agree to the terms and conditions required of me to be a guest on Marc Maron’s WTF Pod. I understand my right to exit the interview at any fucking time. I promise to fucking consider it. I also promise to at least try and fucking cry. I agree that Marc is the greatest, most underappreciated fucking comedian of all time. I agree to compliment Marc on the success of the podcast at least three fucking times. And I will not curse more than him.
Fucking name (print): ____________________ Fucking date: _______
Fucking signature: ____________________
For more from Hank…
Past work on FlipCollective.com.
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To send him an email.
Love Macon’s fucking podcast. Carolla, Fitzdog and Larry Miller are also regular listening.
Steve: Jay Mohr’s podcast (Mohr Stories) is an absolute must-listen. Comes out every Thursday, coincidentally. I can’t recommend it enough.