I’ve been to four Christmas parties so far, and it’s only December 15th. I don’t say this to gloat (yes I do) or make it seem like I’m super popular (yep, super popular), I only wish to point out how common they are these days.
While every Christmas party is different, they aren’t really all that different. For one, Jews are almost never allowed. That’s a no-brainer. But aside from that, Christmas parties share a variety of unique qualities that change as the party progresses.
I give you The Progression of Christmas Parties:
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