Is 30 Rock the Tim Tebow of television shows?
Is Tim Tebow the 30 Rock of Christian messiahs?
Is this comparison convoluted?
Is Rosicky Jones gay?
Ahem, Yes, Yes, No, and Maybe.
| 30 Rock | Tim Tebow | |
| Living off of past glory | The show’s first two critically acclaimed seasons are as distant a memory as Tebow’s Heisman is. The show has gone stale – but fans hold on to memories of episodes bygone. | His two national championship college seasons serve as the main argument in support of Tebow. |
| Limited arsenal | 30 Rock has three storylines that they regurgitate. Tracy and Jenna annoying Lemon, Jack and Liz fighting, or Jack mentoring Liz. Their creative working memory falls substantially short of the magic number 7. | Triple Option Tebow! Obviously in honor of the trinity Tebow is only able to perform three tasks. Every Teplay is a handoff, an option, or a fade route. |
| Bill Maher | Loves 30 Rock because the liberal nuances give him an erection. | Hates Tebow to validate his love of 30 Rock liberals. |
| Critics | If you don’t get 30 Rock it is because you are too middle America for the comedy. | If you don’t get Tebow it is because you are too east coast biased to appreciate a middle American. |
| Overbearing figure | Alec Baldwin – a pompous, opinioned, ideological political figure who writes for the liberal bible: The Huffington Post | Jesus Christ – a pompous, opinioned, ideological political figure who writes for the conservative bible: The Bible |
| Homophobia | Tracy Morgan wants to kill his gay children. | Tebow wants to kill all gay children. |
| Effects on Republican party | Fey helped gin up Palin hatred with her awesome SNL impressions. Fey’s satirical skits became as ubiquitous as Palin’s reading material because invisible. | The current lot of Repubs have dropped Tebow references, sexted his mom, and sent him as much circumcision-skin as they could get their hands on to earn his endorsement. Tebow’s cosign will have a greater impact on this presidential race than Fey’s ever did. |
| The haters | Tebow fans that lack the cognitive dexterity needed to grasp one of 30 Rock’s bourgeoisie fart jokes and will be blamed for its inevitable cancellation. | 30 Rock fans that lack the Christian conviction needed to grasp one of Tebow’s blessed overthrows and will be blamed for his inevitable benching. |
