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Hypoliberals, by Paul Shirley

08 Feb 2012

When I was ten and just beginning to pay attention to the world around me, I asked my father to explain the difference between liberals and conservatives.

My inquisitiveness was driven by an ulterior motive. The election for the governorship of Kansas was fast approaching, and I was taking a daily hammering from my best friend Drew, who seemed to know about politics more than I knew about He-Man. And I knew a lot about He-Man.

My dad said that conservatives were usually interested in keeping things the way they were, and that liberals were usually more open to change and dissenting viewpoints.

I liked the sound of that last part, so I went to school and declared to Drew that if I had a vote I’d surely back Tom Docking, the Democrat who was running for governor. Drew’s parents were staunch Republicans, and Drew was more worldly than I, so he was able to easily crush any of my childish arguments with his defense of the eventual winner, Mike Hayden.

Despite Drew’s apparent philosophical triumph, a seed had been planted. As I matured, I held tight to the idea that liberalism was more deserving of my pomponnery; I couldn’t imagine a sound argument against the idea that one should be open to various viewpoints on any subject.

The correctness of my stance was exemplified, I thought, by the debate on abortion. The generally-liberal stance of Pro-Choice was nearly unimpeachable. People weren’t saying they were Pro-Abortion; they were saying that they were willing to let a woman choose her own reproductive destiny.

This, I thought, was an attitude everyone could get behind. Live and let live, and all that*.

But as I’ve aged, my support of liberalism has faded, largely because, as partisanship has overtaken logic in political debates, liberals have given up on being the party of tolerance. Faced with the nasty specter that is the Dark Side of politics (the ultra-conservative segment of the Republican party), they’ve chosen to fight fire with fire.

And because of the pervading hypocrisy employed by many in their camp, they’ve set about ruining the liberal ideal that I once held in such high regard.

Nowhere is this hypocrisy more evident than in posts like this one, at the “liberal” Daily Kos, about Sam Brownback, the man who now holds the position Mike Hayden once held – governor of my home state of Kansas.

The thrust of the post is:

1. Sam Brownback is an idiot.

2. Sam Brownback should be lambasted for not striking from the books an archaic anti-sodomy law that is only applicable to homosexual encounters.

3. People from Kansas are stupid.

Sam Brownback is an idiot. And Sam Brownback should be lambasted for not striking from the books an archaic anti-sodomy law that is only applicable to homosexual encounters. I can no more defend Sam Brownback than I can build a grenade launcher out of wheatgrass.

Kansans are even, on occasion, pretty stupid. (In 2005, the Kansas state school board infamously required the state assessment tests to include questions about, ahem, “intelligent” design.)

I have no desire to defend Sam Brownback, or Kansans as a group. (And I’m from Kansas.)

I’m much more concerned with the duplicity in which the writer of the post (someone who goes by “Hunter”) engages. His duplicity is something that liberals are increasingly guilty of. If liberalism is to have any hope, it should stop.

At first blush, Hunter seems to be taking a very liberal position: he’s supporting gay rights. He’s saying, to gay people, that he only wants them to have the same rights as others. By the criterion I outlined above, such a position would qualify as a “liberal” one: it is accepting of an opposing viewpoint – that being gay is, for lack of a more interesting term, okay. Hunter is painting himself as a tolerant protector of human rights.

But that’s not actually what is going on in Hunter’s piece. What’s going on is that the Hunter is being extremely intolerant of anti-gay Kansans. He is saying that the view held by those people isn’t valid.

The real test of liberalism, or of liberals, is this: in order to stake your claim in Liberaldom, you have to be accepting of all people, even the ones who disagree with you, and (here’s where it gets difficult) even the ones whose opinions are based on awful logic and easily-disproved nonfacts. This belief in acceptance is the only thing that makes liberalism the “good” side.

This doesn’t mean that you have to agree with those beliefs. It doesn’t mean that you shouldn’t try to change the minds of the people who hold those beliefs. In fact, you probably should try to change those minds. But to engage in the attacking pettiness of:

“I’m just tired of these people and wish they would go away, or secede, or whatever it is they need to do to separate themselves from the rest of modern society and live out their lily-white no-immigrant no-Muslims no-athiests no-gay-people no-liberals no-moderates no-funny-dressers Talibanesque fantasies about how a country should be run (tip: land in Somalia is very, very cheap these days). No such luck, however.”

Well, to write that isn’t particularly tolerant or, well, liberal. And it certainly will not help change anyone’s mind.

To Hunter, I would recommend the following:

First, examine the reasons behind Sam Brownback’s action (or inaction, as it were). Kansas is a heavily Republican state. Many of its citizens are very religious. I don’t like these things much either – I become guilty by association – but this is the way things are.

Our assumptions, then, are as follows:

1. Kansans are religious.

2. Politicians want to be re-elected.

Thus, Sam Brownback has to play to that religious majority in order to stay in office. In order to pander to this religious majority, he keeps a stupid, primitive law on the books.

You, Hunter, recognized (I think) that the problem isn’t Sam Brownback – that the problem is the people who voted for him. But you stopped there; you threw up your hands and decided that you’d had enough – that you were “just tired of these people and wish[ed] they would go away…”.

But before we take that simplistic (but, admittedly, cathartic) path, let’s delve a little deeper.

Religion exists because people are scared of their own mortality. It also exists, in theory, for a very biologically mundane reason: to protect the species. Religious leaders believe that, if they don’t tell people that they should be fruitful and all that, the species might die out.

This is ridiculous, of course, but I’m not talking about logic here. I’m talking about religion.

It follows that there would be, in religious culture, a reluctance to support homosexuality. Technically, if everyone were gay, the species would cease to exist. (And thus, the religion would die out, etc.)

Now, you and I know that this is impossible; all we need is one Shawn Kemp and we’ll be fine.

But we also have to admit that there is a tiny grain of logic in this thinking; it’s not based on insanity. It’s based, like many beliefs, on fear.

Such fear-based judgments will not assist in the progression of our society; thinking homosexuals to be undeserving of equal rights is a primitive view. But making fun of people who hold such a view probably isn’t going to change their minds.

You might be able to change a few of those minds is you explained that we probably aren’t going to run out of human beings if a small portion of the population has no biological need to reproduce. Or that, wait, isn’t one of the fundamentals of Christianity that one should “Love thy neighbor”?

And that another of those fundamentals is the very same tolerance I’d like liberals to display.

Are you picking up what I’m putting down, Hunter? You have to think more deeply. You have to seek the cause of the belief, understand it and, perhaps, if you so choose, attempt to change it.

The desire to deride people who think these things – whether those people believe homosexuals to be unequal or that creationism is a valid argument – is almost overwhelming. They’re an easy target, and it almost feels like you’re doing something pro-social.

But you have to resist the temptation to write (or intimate) that the beliefs held by a group of people are stupid, or ignorant, or irrelevant, not because those beliefs aren’t stupid, or ignorant, or irrelevant, but because the fundamental philosophy behind your ideology is that you cannot do that. You can’t use “their” tactics, because “their” tactics are the very thing you have rebelled against by calling yourself a liberal.

I know it’s tricky; I know it’s tempting to give in to anger.

But as a liberal, you have to be better than that. As a liberal, you have to lead by example.

You didn’t, Daily Kos writer named Hunter. You chose the Dark Side. By doing so, you let down the spirit of liberalism that my father, I think, defined very effectively (if somewhat romantically) way back in 1986.

And you probably succeeded only in hardening the beliefs of some guy in Kansas, thereby causing Sam Brownback to get re-elected next time.

Way to go. Sam Brownback is an idiot.

…

*I was probably a young libertarian. I probably still am, kind of. Voting libertarian is like making the case that relish is the most important condiment on a hot dog – it’s got vehement supporters, it’s an interesting position, and it might even be correct. But good luck finding sufficient backers to get relish on the top shelf. (Or Ron Paul into the White House.)

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13 Comments
  1. Kansan February 8, 2012 at 2:07 pm
    Your first mistake is that you have attached the entire "fundamental philosophy behind [liberal] ideology" to a sentence your father said to a 10 year old kid. The fact is, not accepting intolerant people or their viewpoints does not make one intolerant. In fact, "accepting" intolerant people's views, and then, maybe, ("probably should try" as you say) attempting to change them only serves to validate them. I'm not saying I support the attacks this Hunter person makes, but I don't think the only two options are- "accept and think about trying to change" or "call them stupid, ignorant, or irrelevant". There are rational ways to argue why people like Mr. Brownback's views are unaccaptable without resorting to name calling, and I'm guessing Hunter has probably made them in the past. He may have finally reached a breaking point after repeatedly banging his head against the wall that is the religious right in this country.
  2. CodenameDuchess February 8, 2012 at 3:23 pm
    Good post Paul. However, your father was wrong (sort of)... "Classical liberalism is the philosophy committed to the ideal of limited government, constitutionalism, rule of law, due process, and liberty of individuals including freedom of religion, speech, press, assembly, and free markets" Liberalism today is just some hippie rebranding to capture the market on tolerant and accepting. However, like yourself I've noticed that these "tolerant & accepting" are only tolerant and accepting of their own views. It's funny how words take on a different meaning depended on your point of view. Ask a Tea Party member to define conservative and they may say something like prudent spending, ask a occupy protester and they'd probably say the religious right. Maybe someday we can silence the fringe in both parties and see how much those of us in the middle have in common.
  3. Bret Bearup February 8, 2012 at 4:05 pm
    I read "What's the Matter with Kansas" years ago. It was an interesting book with an interesting thesis that I'm not entirely convinced is correct. Conservatism, to me, is distinctly two-headed: economic and social. I find much more to recommend the economic than I do the social. I find that reasonable people can disagree without being disagreeable far more easily on the economic part of the equation. The social part is a different story. The primary wedge is religion, which requires faith and eschews any evidence that doesn't comport with its dogma. This evidence, as it is, mounts daily in opposition to many tenets of religion...indeed, to religion itself. Continued belief in the supernatural in the face of such evidence is...well, to be honest, it's stupid. And people act on beliefs...such as voting for people who would enact legislation that treats homosexuals as second class citizens, or restrict women's reproductive rights. So, the question is, do you call them out for being stupid? Or do you just think they're stupid and gently try to persuade them of their error? I think you always try the latter, but sometimes you've got to use the former.
  4. cm February 8, 2012 at 4:14 pm
    clutching pearls about "tone" or other such subjective butthurtness in order to delegitimize an opposing view is a time honored tactic. but it's also a pretty big tell. the utility of being a polite liberal is questionable at best. http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/feb/06/right-stupidity-spreads-enabled-polite-left?fb=optOut
  5. GM February 8, 2012 at 6:16 pm
    "...liberals have given up on being the party of tolerance..." Only thing is, liberals aren't a party. Don't mistake Democrat for liberal. Also, just because some doofuses aren't good liberals doesn't mean you need to stop being one. Be an example of a good liberal. Stand your ground, don't go looking for some other thing to call yourself.
  6. Alan February 10, 2012 at 11:09 pm
    Outstanding piece. Possibly my favorite thing you've written. I'd be interested to know if Hunter reached out to you in response.
  7. kris February 11, 2012 at 12:19 pm
    Oh, this old game. Set up a standard that you know can't be met, then apply failure to meet the made up standard by one member of that group to sully the entirety of the group. That's deep man. Not at all transparent. You forgot to put WOLVERINES at the end.
  8. Joseph February 11, 2012 at 3:22 pm
    This is meta. The jackalope who told a group of people to use contraceptives more frequently so that he wouldn't have to not worry about their wellbeing and got butthurt when people didn't like his tone is now lecturing people about their tone? Fucking Hell.
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