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Quinty Moam, A Poem Composed Entirely Of Failed Words With Friends Attempts, by Hank Layton

01 Mar 2012

Quinty Moam, Quinty Moam

Joover ug tu veng

Quinty Moam, Quinty Moam

Hunz denkler wrister zeng

 

Glog tippid wroft kluthid

Drax broded speew fewthid

Vaw ri vall ru vox ra voam

Quinty Moam, ce ko lavet terrioam

 

Goabs

Shuggo shuggo

Shuggo shuggo

Goabs goabs

Dat yiz quere te munty poabs

 

Wunces og renthly booven

Pavs ja kunk lubid ja looven

Huy mubin ir nixon frink

Zo geet hars wey quove wu xinc

 

Avourn ary junst lond cranity

Quinty Moam ters gothern pood nanotie

 

Fenzer warkens hy gonly novown wix

Shirm ip blee qu perminold jorked bix

Serhume kiloor milgro yavit cwoo

Wilner mankie vilder danip kotty qu

 

Quinty Moam

Quinty Moam

Hife truby coecian kurz oxo gome

 

(NOTE: The author of this work is not responsible for any curses or spells initiated as a result of reading the above poem aloud.)

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Comments

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2 Comments
  1. Evan March 2, 2012 at 1:53 pm
    I loved this. Well done.
  2. MARKY_KGB March 2, 2012 at 4:01 pm
    Nice work! I think I have tried to play 90% of these same words in WWF and been pissed off that they aren't real words!

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