Is it just me or is every asshole with a computer making a bracket competition these days? – Some dumb championship with arbitrary rankings that have nothing to do with anything important.
Meet me, Matt Shirley. I have a computer.
And meet the 2012 March Annoyingness Championship!
Pitting the most annoying things from the month against each other in head-to-head battles, this championship will finally determine which part of March we should complain about the most. Sure there’s plenty about March that’s great, but who the hell wants to talk about that? Optimists!?!
Your job: Take a look at the bracket below, then vote for your favorites. Remember, this isn’t some hippie, elementary school classroom, everything-is-great competition, you’re voting for the things that annoy you the MOST. You’ve got until Monday, March 26, when the winners will be announced and the road to the final four will begin.
So get voting, and tell your friends.
Note: SPD = Saint Patrick’s Day
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