Can you run to Whole Foods sometime today and pick up a couple of things? I have hot fencing and cold yoga today, so I’ll be back late. Thanks, babe! Check to see if Krissteena is out of coconut-skin diapers. If she is, add them to the list! Love you! See you tonight! <3 XOXO <3
P.S. I figured out what I want for Christmas: Sneeze elimination surgery! January Jones did it when she was 2! We’ll talk! Kisses!
WHOLE FOODS GROCERY LIST:
-Sugar-free tarantula wafers
-1/2 pound of caribou cartilage
-Bismuth cheese (shredded)
-Wyoming warbler eggs
-Plywood bites (if they don’t have them, go to Trader Joe’s)
-Avocado O’s and koala milk
-Canadian trail mix (w/ twigs)
-Hiccup drops (almond or seaweed)
-New issue of Modern MILF (Julia Louis-Dreyfus on cover)
-AND NO FLIRTING WITH THE CASHIER, BUSTER!
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