I’ve never really understood dating. And I don’t think I’m alone.
If you took the time to explain it to a 5 year old boy named Timmy, his response would probably be something like:
“Wait, so I have to plan everything, pick her up, ask all the questions, AND pay at the end?!? F that!”
Me and 5 year old boys have a lot in common. Aside from the fact that we both like eating pancakes for dinner and aren’t too good at addition sometimes, we both firmly believe that dating can be extremely unfair.
And so, on behalf of little Timmy, and any other guy who has felt gypped on a first date, I penned a short note to every girl I’ve ever dated.
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