A as in April O’Neil, friend of the Ninja Turtles
B as in Bebop, enemy of the Ninja Turtles
C as in Casey Jones, friend of the Ninja Turtles, but not at first
D as in Donatello, purple Ninja Turtle
E as in Evil Shredder, main enemy of the Ninja Turtle
F as in the Foot Clan, dummies who think they can beat up the Ninja Turtles
G as in “God, I love being a turtle”
H as in Hank (me)
I as in I want to be a Ninja Turtle when I grow up
J as in Jump and kick someone in the face like a Ninja Turtle
K as in Krang, enemy of the Ninja Turtles
L as in Leonardo, blue Ninja Turtle
M as in Michelangelo, orange Ninja Turtle
N as in Ninja Turtles
O as in Ooze, which turns regular turtles into Ninja Turtles
P as in Pizza, something Ninja Turtles eat every day
Q as in Question: Can the Ninja Turtles get April’s cooties?
R as in Raphael, red Ninja Turtle
S as in Splinter, the Ninja Turtles’ sensei
T as in Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
U as in Underwear with Ninja Turtles on it
V as in Vanilla Ice, who teaches the Ninja Turtles how to dance
W as in Watching Ninja Turtles while wearing a Ninja Turtles costume
X as in X-rays of Ninja Turtles would be radical
Y as in You should see Ninja Turtles
Z as in Zoos: Do they have Ninja Turtles?
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