Being a guy is hard. You have to pay for dates, you have to open doors and pull out chairs, and sometimes, you have a really small penis.
And nobody tells you what to do. Sure your dad gives you tips on how to treat the ladies while you’re in the midst of courtship, but he’s probably not going to tell you how to get through life with a small dong.
But we (I mean they!) figure out ways to make up for it. Some of us buy nice suits, some of us become comedians, some of us murder people, and some of us go out and do this:
1. One of the world’s smallest penises in its natural habitat. (The South.)
2. How to park with the world’s smallest penis.
3. She probably doesn’t have a penis at all so she needs an even bigger truck.
4. El pene más pequeño del mundo.
5. “Someone give me a boost, I’ve got vagina to wreck.”
6. Standard vehicle for the small-penised man.
7. The El Camino of small penises.
8. Seems impractical. And a bit of a rollover risk.
9. No caption necessary.
10. “Nah man, those flames are badass.” - Lying friend
11. For when there’s a death in the covenant of the WSP.
12. “No. Make it longer. What do I look like, a faggot?”
13. Notice how he backed into the parking spot. Another telltale sign of having a small penis.
14. Okay this is kind of badass.
15. The poster boy.
16. The truth will set you free.
All pictures via imgur.com
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