This week marked the 50th anniversary of James Bond, and MGM is commemorating the event by releasing a special edition DVD and Blu-Ray box set of every 007 film. MGM even updated the titles of the movies to reflect Bond’s over-the-hill milestone.
I had to kill six guards and sleep with three of their girlfriends to attain the list before it comes out. Take a look; it’s sure to leave you shaken, possibly stirred:
1. Dr. No, Is My Heart Healthy Enough for Sexual Activity? (1962)
2. From Russia With Souvenirs (1963)
3. Goldbondfinger (1964)
4. Wrinklyball (1965)
5. You Only Retire Twice (1967)
6. On Her Majesty’s Social Security (1969)
7. Grandkids Are Forever (1971)
8. Die and Don’t Live (1973)
9. The Man with the Golden Jewelry (1974)
10. The Spy Who Helped Me Cross the Street (1977)
11. Lawnraker (1979)
12. For Your Eyes Only: The Tonight Show with Jay Leno (1981)
13. Octogenarianpussy (1983)
14. A View to a Pill (1985)
15. The Soon-to-Be-No-Longer-Living Daylights (1987)
16. License to Complain (1989)
17. GoldenEye, BrokenHip (1995)
18. Tomorrow Never Dies, Unlike Grandma (1997)
19. The Grapefruit is Not Enough, Please Scoop Me Some Cottage Cheese (1999)
20. Die Later Today (2002)
21. Casino Loyal (2006)
22. Questions From Sol, Alice (2008)
23. Stairfall (Coming soon)
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