Every year it gets harder and harder to predict what people are going to wear for Halloween.
Just kidding! In general, people are uncreative simps. They herd toward costume cliches like an 18 year old Alabaman to the Freshman 15.
I’ve correctly predicted most every popular Halloween costume the past two years:
So I’m going to do it again. This year though, it was a huge challenge.
Just kidding again! Boy you’re gullible. It wasn’t hard at all.
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