If you can pass this test, you can vote on November 6th.
If you can’t, you don’t get to vote, and should consider fitting yourself with some head protection.
Everyone will agree to take this test, because it’s very easy, and nobody thinks they are really, really stupid, especially the really, really stupid. But if you agree to take it, you have to agree to waive your right to vote if you turn out to be a moron.
I present the 2012 Voter IQ Test:
1. Spell the word VOTE in the space below.
2. Name a planet.
3. Which of these is a traditional soup?
c) New England Clam
d) Bosnian Biscuit
4. Can you find the elephant at the zoo?
5. In the US, do we drive on the RIGHT or on the left?
6. Can you tell the time on this clock?
7. Which of these was a US President?
a) Thomas Jefferson
b) Thomas the Train
c) George Jefferson
d) Jefferson Airplane
8. Can you connect the dots?
9. What letter did you just draw?
10. Can you finish this maze?
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