Ponder, for a moment, the lowly, oft-used, at times abused, everyday fixture of metabolic necessity – the toilet. It is, of course, a receptacle for all of your cast-off huma[...]
Real-life Batman villain Donald Trump recently said that getting Mitt Romney elected President of the United States is at the top of his bucket list. I don’t usually distribute any[...]
John: “I think it’s time to hire a nanny.” Me: “No it isn’t. I’m only part-time working part-time and Jamie down the street has four kids, two dogs, and a husband who travels more [...]
Being a guy is hard. You have to pay for dates, you have to open doors and pull out chairs, and sometimes, you have a really small penis. And nobody tells you what to do. Sure your[...]
First dates are the best. Each one offers the opportunity for something meaningful and lasting – or, at the very least, a one night stand, which is pretty cool. Other times, howeve[...]
Dear Everyone on Facebook, Facebook has the potential to be an incredible networking tool. It offers opportunities for fundraising, for personal connections, for professional devel[...]
The following poem was inspired by Rosie O’Donnell’s “my heart attack.” (Editor’s Note: It will make significantly more sense if you first follow that link.) &n[...]
I was standing at a corner in Kansas City, waiting to cross the street to the library where I sometimes write when I noticed a middle-aged man sitting in the grass. His hat was soa[...]
We all get it. The morning after is a nightmare. You’re stuck there, almost glued in some cases, and it doesn’t matter if you’ve known them for 1 or 100,000,000,0[...]