Below is the inner monologue of the baby in the picture on the right. (He’s a cognitively advanced baby.) It’s really cool how crazy fond my family is of me. They watch me all day [...]

95.7 “The Cave” Gotham City’s ONLY Source For Alternative Rock   To: On-air staff From: Management Date: May 17, 2012 Re: Ratings     MEMORANDUM The numbers arrived [...]

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