Recently, I witnessed something that I can’t get out of my head. It was something I had seen many times before. But this time stood out more than the others. What I saw was a dunk.[...]
Early in life, it’s a place you are not really aware of. You seldom even see it. You’re too busy riding unicorns through the sky, or fearing for your life as the rock creature from[...]
It’s the time of year when nearly everyone adopts a serious case of fandom for college basketball. The NCAA tournament’s stranglehold on our nation is in full swing. Office mates c[...]
Despite its 1998 release, Juvenile’s “Back That Thang Up” remains a cultural phenomenon. It is not uncommon to hear this anthem bumping at weddings, bars, dances, ironic wine and c[...]
Welcome to the biggest little city in the world. It’s a Tuesday afternoon. Addicts of all sorts litter the streets. Even though the sun is out, neon lights hopelessly compete for a[...]
I’m a man. I eat steak and potatoes. Cuss words don’t bother me. I have watched videos of street fights for enjoyment. He chews on things for enjoyment. I have[...]
It’s 2012. According to Back to the Future, we are only three years away from hover-boards, self-sizing/self-drying jackets, and flying cars (from what I’ve been told, we still hav[...]
My heartbeat pounded like a tribal bass drum as I sat wide-eyed and half-buried in dirt. I started to hold my breath. The discomfort started to increase as sweat began dripping dow[...]
Dear normal-sized human beings of the world, If you are a person of regular stature and find yourself seated in the exit row of an airplane, please be cognizant of others who are b[...]
After brushing my teeth, I change into sweatpants, wool socks, and a hoody. I then wrap myself in 2 floral comforters. The cold weather has already arrived, but the Lithuanian heat[...]