I’ve never really understood dating. And I don’t think I’m alone. If you took the time to explain it to a 5 year old boy named Timmy, his response would pr[...]

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The inspiration for this year’s ugliest NBA players list was two fold. First, I’m kind of a judgey, insecure asshole. Second, I recently saw an article on the Bleacher [...]

Is it just me or is every asshole with a computer making a bracket competition these days? – Some dumb championship with arbitrary rankings that have nothing to do with anyth[...]

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Two examples of the Venn diagrams created by Matt Shirley and found in Machine Wash Warm, the new FlipCollective e-magazine. Machine Wash Warm can be purchased here for $1. The Bad[...]

If you’ve recently visited the Internet, you’ve probably noticed the propensity some people have had lately to making, sharing, and commenting on captioned “funny[...]

Yeah, we’re going to do this. Sure, this meme has been beaten more than the War Horse (Did they beat him? Didn’t see it but have to assume they beat him ragged.) But at least[...]

Men and women tend to act differently at Super Bowl parties. But it seems to me that men and women – from the “GET HIM” girls to the I’m-waving-a-terrible-t[...]

Cat lady: “How are you doing today my little whiskered love-kitten?!” Meow Zedong: “Meow.” Cat lady: “Awwww, I can see you are doing just purrrrrrfect[...]