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		<title>Cat Ladies, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2012/01/26/cat-ladies-by-matt-shirley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:53:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cat lady: &#8220;How are you doing today my little whiskered love-kitten?!&#8221; Meow Zedong: &#8220;Meow.&#8221; Cat lady: &#8220;Awwww, I can see you are doing just purrrrrrfect!&#8221; Cat ladies actually have conversations like this. They also sometimes let their cats die behind refrigerators (reference Hoarders Season 3, Episode 6 with Vula.) See how their lives change depending [...]]]></description>
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		<title>20 Things I Learned Over Christmas Break, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2012/01/12/20-things-i-learned-over-christmas-break-by-matt-shirley/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:33:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[bar stories]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I learn something new almost every day. Like today for instance. Today I learned there’s a girl out there running around in the world with the name “Kyndl.” That’s the sluttiest name I’ve ever heard. I’m glad to know this. This year’s Christmas break, which I spent with various members of my family in Kansas, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Progression of Christmas Parties, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/12/15/the-progression-of-christmas-parties-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/12/15/the-progression-of-christmas-parties-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Dec 2011 23:13:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been to four Christmas parties so far, and it&#8217;s only December 15th. I don&#8217;t say this to gloat (yes I do) or make it seem like I&#8217;m super popular (yep, super popular), I only wish to point out how common they are these days. While every Christmas party is different, they aren&#8217;t really all that different. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>What Men and Women Do After Breakups (VENN), by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/12/01/what-men-and-women-do-after-breakups-venn-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/12/01/what-men-and-women-do-after-breakups-venn-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Dec 2011 21:32:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<category><![CDATA[breakup stories]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[broken hearts]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[venn]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[venn diagram]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what do men do after breakups?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what do women do after breakups?]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what men do after breakup]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[what movies do men watch after breakup]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Nobody expects men and women to act rationally after breakups (or ever in the case of women), but even though each sex shares a common bond of irrational behavior, how this behavior manifests itself in real life is quite different. With that science-y talk behind us, let&#8217;s explore these differences via visual representation. (Click to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Slam Dunked! 88% of Americans Don&#8217;t Care about the NBA, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/11/17/slam-dunked-82-of-americans-dont-care-about-the-nba-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/11/17/slam-dunked-82-of-americans-dont-care-about-the-nba-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 17 Nov 2011 22:54:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.flipcollective.com/?p=4306</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[This post is in response to a Yahoo Sports Postgame article that claims 76 percent of Americans don’t miss NBA games. The survey it referenced polled 1,179 registered voters (read: old people) by phone (read: old people) who were willing to fill out a 12+ page form (read: old people) and thus, is total fucking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Occupy Halloween #wwtsd?, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/11/03/occupy-halloween-wwtsd-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/11/03/occupy-halloween-wwtsd-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Nov 2011 22:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.flipcollective.com/?p=4174</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Friday 3:15 pm: I leave work early to hit up Party City before the would-be Marios, Luigis, and pedophiles snatch up all the fake moustaches. 3: 22 pm: No, I’m not going as Rollie Fingers. 3:35 pm: Score! I’ve found fake chest hair that will complete my costume. But alas, it’s not the right color, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Predicting 2011 Halloween Costume Clichés, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/10/20/predicting-2011-halloween-costume-cliches-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/10/20/predicting-2011-halloween-costume-cliches-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 21:31:40 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[predicting halloween costumes]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Last year I wrote Predicting 2010 Halloween Costume Clichés and pretty much nailed it, so I’m going to do it again. This year, to demonstrate their unoriginality and lack of a real sense of humor, people will be dressed as… Charlie Sheen WHAT EVERYONE ELSE WILL DO: Get coked up and drop some variation of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>New Fall Sitcoms: The Not Bad, the Bad, and the Very Bad, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/10/06/3988/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/10/06/3988/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 06 Oct 2011 19:59:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[2 broke girls]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[fall sitcom review]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[free agents]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[grades for new sitcoms]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[how to be a gentleman]]></category>
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		<category><![CDATA[new girl]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[As the days get shorter and the ladies begin packing on their obesity to survive the harsh winter, so comes a slew of new situational comedies. It seems sitcoms have made a resurgence of sorts, with no fewer than six original pilots. This is good news because I like sitcoms. Unfortunately, every single one of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Things You Can&#8217;t Look Cool Doing, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/09/22/things-you-cant-look-cool-doing-by-matt-shirley/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/09/22/things-you-cant-look-cool-doing-by-matt-shirley/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Sep 2011 22:20:06 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Introductions are for communists. Let&#8217;s get to it. • Participating in a wheelbarrow race. • Running into a sliding glass door • Anything you do in the two or three minutes following running into a sliding glass door. • Dismounting a trampoline. • Doing a somersault. • Sneezing. • Putting on chapstick. • Coming up [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Top Five Ways to Look Stupid on the Internet, by Matt Shirley</title>
		<link>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/08/25/top-five-ways-to-look-stupid-on-the-internet/</link>
		<comments>http://www.flipcollective.com/2011/08/25/top-five-ways-to-look-stupid-on-the-internet/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Aug 2011 19:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The purpose of this piece isn’t to expose how stupid I am, but that’s probably what’s going to happen. Do you know the top five most dangerous cities in the world? Me neither. But that’s not going to stop me from guessing. Here’s how it will go: 1. Matt thinks of a compelling, thought-and-comment-provoking top [...]]]></description>
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