Matt Shirley Archive

• 3August 11, 2011

  Matt Learns an Important Lesson About Waitresses, by Matt Shirley

  “Why the hell do you work out here if you live by USC?” I found myself posing this question to...

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• 4July 7, 2011

  I’m More American Than You, Nanny Nanny Boo-Boo, by Matt Shirley

  It’s been a couple days since Independence Day (Suck on that you limey British bastards! Take your ‘lifts’, and your...

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• 2May 26, 2011

  Gay Slurs Are Bad!, by Matt Shirley

    *****         ***** For more from Matt, click some of the butchin’ buttons below… Past work...

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• 3May 12, 2011

  Sit Down Stand-up, Episode Four, with Matt Shirley

  Jesus jokes! ***** ***** For more from Matt, click some of the holy buttons below… Past work on FlipCollective.com. To...

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• 3May 5, 2011

  Osama Bin Laden Is Dead: My Reactions, by Matt Shirley

  7:58 pm:  We enter a poorly lit Culver City bar after inhaling Chipotle chicken burritos.  I order an eight-dollar beer,...

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• 0April 15, 2011

  Code Red on the Blue Line, by Matt Shirley

  Picture Santa Claus, dressed like Colonel Sanders.  Picture him sitting on a Rascal powerchair on a busy subway train.  Picture...

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• 0April 7, 2011

  Sit Down Stand-up, Episode Three, with Matt Shirley

  In Episode Three I make jokes about babies and poor kids. ***** Want more jokes you say? Find Episode One...

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• 3March 31, 2011

  The Boy and the Zoo, by Matt Shirley

  Inside the bus sat the boy, his eyes glued to the outside world, his nose smashed against the bus’s smudged...

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• 1March 17, 2011

  Anatomy of a Dance Song, by Matt Shirley

  I’m not really a good dancer.  I’ve realized this after many years of denial; blaming my bad dancing on not...

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• 3March 10, 2011

  Sharing is Caring, by Matt Shirley

  ***** Hardcore pornography references are fun. ***** For more from Matt, click some of the bitchin’ buttons below… Past work...

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