It’s been a couple days since Independence Day (Suck on that you limey British bastards! Take your ‘lifts’, and your extra U’s, and your taxation without representation and shove t[...]

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Jesus jokes! ***** ***** For more from Matt, click some of the holy buttons below… Past work on FlipCollective.com. To follow him on Twitter. To befriend him on Facebook.[...]

7:58 pm:  We enter a poorly lit Culver City bar after inhaling Chipotle chicken burritos.  I order an eight-dollar beer, curse the establishment, and vow to never return, then look[...]

Picture Santa Claus, dressed like Colonel Sanders.  Picture him sitting on a Rascal powerchair on a busy subway train.  Picture a basket on the front of the chair, filled with all [...]

In Episode Three I make jokes about babies and poor kids. ***** Want more jokes you say? Find Episode One here, and Episode Two here. ***** For more from Matt, click some of the bi[...]

Inside the bus sat the boy, his eyes glued to the outside world, his nose smashed against the bus’s smudged window.  As the bus passed through the grand arch, the boy’s focus was t[...]

I’m not really a good dancer.  I’ve realized this after many years of denial; blaming my bad dancing on not enough or too much alcohol. Perhaps my lack of dancing prowess makes me [...]

***** Hardcore pornography references are fun. ***** For more from Matt, click some of the bitchin’ buttons below… Past work on FlipCollective.com. To follow him on Twitter. [...]

In Episode Two, I tackle everything from v-necks to Hitler. In joke form. If you enjoy these videos, feel free to subscribe to my youtube channel. For more from Matt, click some of[...]