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Comment on Pining, Brothers, by Tom Dinard by Ms. Sixx

Ms. Sixx — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 16:09:42 +0000

Hey Tom, Glad to see when I Googled “eating too many Pine Bros”, I got your page. I totally know exactly what you’re talking about with the farting. Holy Hell!!!!! It doesn’t stop me from eating them though. I just bought 4 more bags at the CVS in Willingboro, NJ since someone at the Delran locations gets to them before I can. BASTARDS!!!!! I, too, noticed my stomach talking to me and occasionally a little sick but the gas is just outrageous. For those of you who have not made it to the 30+ cough drops in one sitting, let me explain the gas issue. It’s not just the normal everyday passing of gas. It’s this clear out your insides from the depths of your soul kind of farts. Once it passes, you actually feel like there is nothing left inside of you and that possibly you have the most vacant butthole around. Is a bag of these glorious cough….errrr throat drops worth a good rip (and pssibly some new panties, hell yes!!!!!! 2 bags down…..2 to go.

Comment on Lonely In Cincinnati: The Inception Of An Unlikely Friendship, by Scott Muska by My Online Dating Dishonesty | Scott Off The Clock

My Online Dating Dishonesty | Scott Off The Clock — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 16:49:26 +0000

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Comment on Asses & ACLs, by Rosicky Jones by Marin

Marin — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 16:43:58 +0000

So that’s what happened to Livingston’s knees. Those devils.

Comment on Should You Ask Them Out? His and Hers Flowcharts, by Matt Shirley by Pete

Pete — Fri, 16 Mar 2012 16:17:30 +0000

Excellent. I laughed several times.

Comment on LeBron James & Athletic Totalitarianism, by Paul Shirley by Wyclefj

Wyclefj — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 22:07:13 +0000

You rightly shut down comments on your orlando post. It is decent enough writing which is interspersed with episodes of either idiocy or being too lazy to use teh googles. Pro tip: you have demonstrated that you know little about the Caribbean region. You have demonstrated that you’re likely to fuck things up when you’re trying to be funny. So kindly stfu about the Caribbean. Quit trying to be funny. You’re not naturally funny. Your brother is but not you. Lastly and especially, don’t try to be funny about the Caribbean.

Comment on Missing Handling Instructions, by Jenny Bahn by Valdas

Valdas — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 08:21:32 +0000

Toss everything except the tie please :)

Comment on Lonely In Cincinnati: The Inception Of An Unlikely Friendship, by Scott Muska by One Time I Went To A Same-Sex Civil Union For Two Guys I Did Not Know | Scott Off The Clock

Wed, 14 Mar 2012 19:13:21 +0000

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Comment on A Great American Band Turns Twenty, by Tom Dinard by Cuntface

Cuntface — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 01:02:33 +0000

Please quit harping on the druggy aspects, as if it gives them cred. None of these pansies (with the possible exception of the drummer) have taken a drug in 15 years.

Comment on LeBron James & Athletic Totalitarianism, by Paul Shirley by verdran

verdran — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 00:49:27 +0000

Whereas you are mildly gifted but exceptionally sociopathic.

Comment on Translating “Back That Thang Up” For My Parents, by Luke Bonner by Tianna Lawrence

Tianna Lawrence — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 17:11:19 +0000

Very well written and a great laugh. I’ve got to pass this on!