D. Johannes Bayer is a ghost-writer for film & television; as well as a sometimes guest-lecturing professor in philosophy and literature.

He is also involved with the innovative L.A.-based theater company, Fierce Backbone; and has been a recurring writer for the Ruskin Theater’s Cafe Plays.

More importantly, he is beautiful, smart, and enjoys long walks on the beach with his cats, his ring-tailed lemurs, and his pet parrot, “Marmelade”, a rainbow-billed toucan that plays chopsticks on the piano at first sight of any cockatoo of the monotypic genus, Probosciger.

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