Dustin graduated from George Washington University in 2013, and is based in Washington, DC. He is a co-founder of the sports blog Crooked Scoreboard, and thinks Major League Baseball's balk rule is confusing.

He has also written for Philanthropy, Salon, CHEAP POP, and Mrs. Kinner's tenth-grade English class. When he is not writing, he can be found doing other things that are too boring to mention here.

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Dustin's Past Work

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If you’re learning how to write, most of the advice you’ll get is pretty standard. Show, don’t tell. Make sure every word is there for a reason. Stop chewing on your sleeve and loo[...]
Dear College, My name is Andy Dolan, and I would like to be accepted for study at your fine institution of higher learning. I will begin this essay by telling you a 100 percent tru[...]
“Let’s give everyone a big round of applesauce.” Charlie Brewster’s classmates filled the room with an eruption of squeaky laughter that roused Room 202’s hamster from its sleep. C[...]
If you’re reading this, I, Billy Mays, have taken permanent leave of planet Earth. I’m sure this piece of paper is already drenched in your anticipatory slobber, but I must disappo[...]