Column: How did we successfully destroy Iraq for their non-involvement in the attacks of September 11th?  Football, that’s how.  God forbid another country decides to not be involv[...]

7:58 pm:  We enter a poorly lit Culver City bar after inhaling Chipotle chicken burritos.  I order an eight-dollar beer, curse the establishment, and vow to never return, then look[...]

Once upon a time, there was a man with an unpronounceable name who boarded an airplane bound for Detroit with a bomb in his underpants.  Many moons before, a different man boarded [...]